Posted 2 hours ago

gracekraft:

The joke is that Pearl is a massive dork

Posted 4 hours ago

lucufur:

I am a nice shark, not a mindless eating machine. If I am to change this image, I must first change myself.

the fucking finding nemo sharks understand it better than allies

Posted 4 hours ago

scoutrage:

queen of the ships - valentines day appropriate? 

Posted 10 hours ago

avianawareness:

videohall:

For some reason a bird speaking Japanese is mildly off putting.

> Literal translation

Bird:” ‘Uhm Hello, this is the Ono family.”

Bird: “What’s wrong?”

Owner: “Abe-chan, you’re a little too early. Once the phone’s picked up, then properly say hello.”

Bird: “Okay, understood.”

Owner: “Do you really understand? I’m counting on you. Hello, this is the Ono family residence in Gifu.”]

Bird: “Okay, I understand!”

Owner: “Got it.”

> That’s clearly some sort of Pokemon.

> Off-putting? It’s like birds were meant to speak Japanese!

> For some reason it’s never occurred to me that birds can mimic languages other than English. It’s so cool, though!

The world will soon understand why birds are so awesome and deserve to be our overlords. 

Posted 13 hours ago

scythfi-writer:

raddlest:

those people that u love so much and want to talk to them all the time but u feel like ur annoying them

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Chances are that two people who reblogged this were thinking about each other

(Source: raddlest)

Posted 13 hours ago

oelm:

Garnet’s the strongest gem.  Don’t forget it.

Posted 13 hours ago

paticmak:

First commision for lovely rhyperographer

The second one will come soon :)

Posted 13 hours ago

woofcakes:

OK SO I’M FREAKING OUT BECAUSE IN HISTORY AT SCHOOL TODAY WE WERE WATCHING THIS MOVIE CALLED “ENEMY AT THE GATES”, AND IT’S ABOUT RUSSIAN SNIPERS IN WWII, BUT THERE’S THIS GUY IN IT WHO LOOKS SO MUCH LIKE MEDIC FROM TF2, LIKE THE RESEMBLANCE IS UNCANNY. JUST.

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WHAT THE FUCK

Posted 13 hours ago

shredtheaqua:

You know a girl is mad when she starts off her sentence saying “I just find it funny how ” because there’s a 99.9% chance she did not find it funny.

Posted 13 hours ago