8-inch chocolate penis that oozes fondant cream… Fresh mint fondant, Valencia orange fondant, Williams Pear liqueur fondant, Mozart chocolate liqueur fondant, Cointreau liqueur fondant and Irish coffee liqueur fondant.
(Source: moshita)
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the best kind of people are the really cute ones that you wanna cuddle and drink hot chocolate and go for walks in the park and watch dumb movies and build blanket forts with but also slam up against a wall and fuck their brains out
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WOT?: Do you have a favorite fish/squid/octopus/shrimp/crab/lobster/ray?...
Do you have a favorite fish/squid/octopus/shrimp/crab/lobster/ray? Give me just a dollar, and I’ll draw your sea critter, and give some interesting information about your sea buddy, just like this:
This is a neon tetra! If you think it’s bright and colorful, you probably have eyes. These tiny…
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Are we special or just weird?: That girl from earlier who was talking about how racism only happens...
That girl from earlier who was talking about how racism only happens if you’re too sensitive and that words are just words is now talking about how funny she thinks the people she’s hurt are and that she’s going to smoke a bowl and watch this week’s Game of Thrones and not care about any of this
Given that according to her words only have what meaning you give them I’ve gone ahead and spoiled the next two seasons of Game of Thrones in her inbox but don’t worry it’s okay she’ll forget how to read
Posted 11 hours ago
talksprites i was working on for a project kenni was working on. couldnt possibly meet the deadline at the pace i was going, so we had to drop them though. fucking shirtless dude put on a shirt it is easier to not chest.
Posted 11 hours ago
sometimes i get the urge to be really nasty and mean and say mean things and then i go to do it and i cant its like. im too soft. im not punk rock at all. i lied. i lied to you all. i lied on the internet. im not hardcore. im possibly soft grunge but thats about it
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I FOUND HHEADCAON VOICE FOR VRISKA
IT’S VI FROM LEAGUE OF LEGENDS
THERE IS NO DIALOGUE THAT WOULD BE MORE APPROPRIATE THAN THE ONE THERE PERFECT VRISKA 10/10
Damnit, where did this headcanon come from? I don’t remember picking this up… Now all I can ever see when jungling Vi now is this 8itch.
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Come with me to a depth of three-thousand feet below sea level to meet the vampire squid. This deep-sea squiddy is so frightening, the latin name is literally translated to mean “vampire squid of hell”. Its eight arms are connected by a ‘cloak’, and they are all lined with spines. If it is frightened, it has two means of self-defense. The first, if it’s not too tired, is to eject a cloud of glowing goo containing a staggering amount of blue bioluminescent orbs, meant to dazzle and disorient the pursuer, while the vampire squid swims away. If it is too exhausted, however, it pulls its ‘cloak’ over itself, wrapping itself completely. Thanks to the dark gray pigmentation, the animal becomes nearly invisible in the murky depths. The spines lining the tentacles serve to dissuade any that care to make a meal out of our friend the vampire squid.
For autumn, who requested a squid.
HEY FRIENDS YOU SHOUL D BUY FISH PICTURES FROM MY FRIEND SV OVER HERE
THEY ARE ONE DOLLAR AND APPARENTLY COME WITH A COOL DESCRIPTION OF THE SEA CREATURE SHE DREW YOU
